Read my essay titled “I’m not ill – I just have kids” published on McSweeney’s, one of my favorite humor sites. Check it out here.
I may not blog every day, but I do post parenting humor on Twitter everyday. If you aren’t already following @ParentNormal, I hope some of my favorite tweets below will convince you to start:
I’ve never been to a yoga class, but I’ve taken 30 minutes to exit a baby’s room in slow motion… so I think I’ve done all the positions.
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) November 19, 2014
*Superman saves toddler in street from speeding car* Superman: Next time make sure you’re holding someone’s h- *Toddler already in street*
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) January 24, 2015
When a toddler misses a nap it’s like buying a lottery ticket. You may be lucky enough to go to bed early, but chances are it just costs you
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) January 31, 2015
Toddlers don’t go out to eat with their families. They go out to eat with everybody in the restaurant. — The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) January 25, 2015