Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same absurd adventures as you. I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy:
After going trick or treating with my 4yo, 8pm feels like 3 in the morning. #HappyHalloween
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 1, 2014
I’ve found it important to give my kids safety tips before they go trick-or-treating. Example: Only steal candy from kids smaller than you.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) October 31, 2014
“Daddy, can I be a Ninja Turtle for Christmas?” -my 5yo son
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) October 31, 2014
You’re not really a parent until you’ve threatened to cancel a holiday.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) October 31, 2014
Oh, that’s tonight? [slowly slides trash can full of candy wrappers under desk with foot while maintaining eye contact]
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 31, 2014