Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same absurd adventures as you. I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy:
I taught my toddler how to put me into time out and I’m basically the smartest parent on the planet.
— Courtney Christine (@Discourt) October 19, 2014
HOLDEN: I’m sick because I want to watch TV. As long as we’re being honest… ME: I’m letting you watch because I need an F’ing break.
— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) October 20, 2014
At a parent–teacher conference for my oldest. At what point do I stop worrying if the teacher likes me and knows that I’m smart?
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) October 22, 2014