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Love is What I Got

by Chris Cate

One of the great things about having kids is singing and dancing with them. They are my family, so it doesn’t matter if I have a perfect voice or know the trendiest dance moves. The most important thing is that we’re having fun and spending time together. I love it.

When it comes to singing and dancing in public, I’m much more self-conscious. I usually tone things down from 11 on the amplifier to invisible. Knowing that the people around me aren’t my family, I expect there to be more laughing at me than with me. But that doesn’t stop me completely.

When I need to work up the guts to sing in public, I think of a story my dad once told me. The story goes that when Neil Diamond was a $50/week songwriter on Tin Pan Alley, he didn’t think his voice was good enough to be a real artist. So, he spent years writing songs for other people until somebody finally recognized Neil’s voice was better than he thought and gave him the chance to become the legend he is today.

Now, I’ve never tried to corroborate this story about Neil Diamond. More than likely, my dad turned Neil’s story into a Disney movie with an obvious message rather than a Behind the Music episode based on actual events. But the quasi-factual message was received. If a music legend like Neil Diamond can think his voice isn’t good, maybe my voice is better than I think too.

If you follow me on social media, you know that I spent last week and the aforementioned karaoke night in San Diego, California. If you know me at all, you also know that I rarely travel anywhere without my family. It’s not just that my kids follow me everywhere I go. It’s that I simply love being around my family. So when I was invited by Kia to attend their digital influencer event in San Diego, I had to consider two things:

  1. Is it in the best interest of my family?
  2. Is it worth asking my wife to watch the kids by herself while I go have fun in California and brag about it on social media – a request that could earn me an infinite amount of extra chores when I got home depending on how the kids behaved while I was gone?

Fortunately, Kia and my wife made the decision easy. It wasn’t anything new that Kia did, it was what Kia has been doing. When I’ve been going to parenting “blogger/influencer” conferences like Mom 2.0 and Dad 2.0 the last couple of years, Kia has been one of the most prominent companies supporting the parenting community. I’ve also been following the experiences of several of my friends who have partnered with Kia and watching how much respect there is for each other. So I knew Kia’s investment in family was real. My wife recognized it too and became my biggest cheerleader to go and learn more about the #KiaFamily we kept hearing about.

What I found at the event was much more like singing and dancing with my family than a business trip. Sure, there was some information about Kia’s awesome new Stinger (which actually has enough room for kids in the backseat) and other popular Kia vehicles like the Sorento and Optima. I even got to do some test-driving without worrying about kids spilling anything in the seats behind me. But more than anything else, the event was about bringing together people from across the country and enjoying themselves together – like family.

The whole event made me appreciate #TheNewKia even more. It’s not just how Kia has transformed from humble beginnings to creating world-class cars. It’s how Kia is investing in its people, its drivers and its potential drivers. Any car company can hire a celebrity and buy a Super Bowl ad (which Kia also did with Steven Tyler this year). But Kia is thinking ahead and finding real people like me in the digital space and finding ways to connect with us and learn from us.

Joining me at the event were about 45 or so other blogger/influencers, many of whom were parents like me. It made the event feel like a big family reunion, because we all see each other on social media and, more importantly, we share the same family values, Kia included.

Karaoke was the last thing on the event schedule, and somehow I was chosen to sing first. Naturally, I chose Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline.” Whether I sang great or not is debatable, but everyone treated me like my family. They sang and danced along with me and made me think maybe my voice is better than I think.

The whole event made me realize Kia truly is even better than I’ve always thought, and I now proudly consider myself part of the #KiaFamily – so much so that I stepped up to sing one more song before the karaoke night was over. I belted out Sublime’s “What I Got” because love is what I’ve got.

 

*Kia didn’t pay me for attending their digital influencer event or to write this post, but Kia did cover my expenses for the trip.

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Ep. 91 How to get your baby to sleep better with baby sleep consultant Nicole Johnson

by Chris Cate

Nicole Johnson, the lead baby sleep consultant and owner of The Baby Sleep Site, is this week’s featured guest. In our conversation, we talk about how to get your baby to sleep better and how to make bedtime easier for you and your kids. We also discuss common mistakes parents make at bedtime, about the impact of naps and food on sleep, and how much sleep you and your kids actually need.

Links mentioned in this episode:

  • The Baby Sleep Site
  • Baby S.T.E.P.S. to Better Sleep

About Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast

Since this episode was originally released, the show has evolved into Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast. It’s a show that’s for imperfect parents by imperfect parents. Hosted by humorist and imperfect parent of three Chris Cate, every episode breaks down a topic that causes parents to break down, such as putting kids to bed, potty training, the terrible twos, homework, clothing, discipline, cleaning up, cooking for kids, and so on….

By the end of each topic breakdown, parents will hopefully realize they aren’t alone in their struggles and that the craziness all parents go through is actually quite funny when it’s looked at in the right light. After all, the mission of the show is to help parents laugh when they want to cry.

Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast is available on Apple Podcasts, Google and Spotify.

Connect with The ParentNormal on Social Media

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Links to popular episodes of Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast

  • Dad Stereotypes versus Reality with Simon Holland
  • Raising Teen Boys with Sarcastic Mommy Lisa Munn
  • Toddler Dangers: How to keep toddlers from injuring themselves and you (with Clint Edwards)
  • Clingy Kids with Rachel Sobel
  • Tooth Fairy Duty with Julie Burton
  • The Mess Kids Make with Lauren Lodder

Filed Under: The ParentNormal Comedy Podcast Tagged With: baby, podcast

Gummies Aren’t Just for Kids, Thanks to SmartyPants Vitamins

by Chris Cate

One of the best things about having kids is that they give you an excuse to do things you loved as a child but gave up when you became an adult. You get to jump on bounce houses again, build blanket forts, have water gun fights, drive remote control cars, catch lightning bugs and the list goes on.

There’s one thing, though, that I never gave up between being a kid and having kids of my own: eating gummies. I love them. I love eating them at the movies. I love eating them on long-distance drives. And they’re the only topping I eat on ice cream and frozen yogurt.

Gummies are my guilty pleasure. Correction: They were my guilty pleasure. Thanks to SmartyPants Vitamins, I can eat a delicious gummy while getting a full multivitamin, more than 100% of my daily vitamin D and B12, and omega 3 fish oil — all in one.

SmartyPants Vitamins has always been about family, authenticity and a core commitment to our collective well-being. For every bottle of SmartyPants Vitamins sold, the company makes a 1-for-1 nutrient grant to Vitamin Angels, a non-profit organization that distributes lifesaving and life changing vitamins to children and mothers in need. This makes each bottle of SmartyPants Vitamins a little act of transformation – helping transform not only yourself into a healthy, happy person, but also into someone who can extend that same gift to countless others.

If that wasn’t great enough, the formula for SmartyPants Vitamins actually saves you money, which is something that is particularly helpful to parents. If you bought the same quality individual components separately, you would easily spend more than twice what SmartyPants Vitamins charges per bottle. It’s why SmartyPants was created in the first place: to simplify health for everyone.

Since you were smart enough to keep reading to the end of this post, I’m going to let you know that I’ll be giving away a bottle of Kids Complete, a bottle of Women’s Complete and a bottle of Men’s Complete SmartyPants Vitamins to three winners, meaning each winner gets all three bottles.

Follow me on Instagram @ParentNormal where I’ll be posting more information about the giveaway. You can also find more information about SmartyPants Vitamins at SmartyPantsVitamins.com and on social media:

  • SmartyPants Vitamins Facebook
  • SmartyPants Vitamins Instagram
  • SmartyPants Vitamins Twitter

The ParentNormal was compensated by SmartyPants Vitamins for this post. But my kids really do love taking SmartyPants Vitamins!

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10 Good Reasons the Lego Movie’s Kragle Isn’t Only for Bad Guys

by Chris Cate

The Kragle, in case you’re the one person who hasn’t seen The Lego Movie, is the “superweapon” that evil villain Lord Business uses to try to freeze the world into “perfection.” In the end, (spoiler alert) the Kragle is revealed to be Krazy Glue and the hero caps the bottle/weapon so the world isn’t frozen into place and new designs can be created.

The first 50 times my kids watched this movie, I had no problem thinking that gluing Legos was evil. But sometime after my youngest child turned three and became OBSESSED with Legos, I had a change of heart.

It was Lego love at first sight for my son.

My son loves Legos so much it’s only a matter of days, sometimes minutes, before he breaks them. I don’t blame him. Sometimes Lego Batman’s car needs to be smashed into Lego Darth Vader’s tie fighter to save the world. But I’ve found that to save my sanity, sometimes you need to glue Legos together with “The Kragle” so they don’t break so easily.

My son playing with Legos that used to be part of completed sets he destroyed.

You can be a good guy and glue Legos too. In fact, you need to glue Legos to be a good guy. Embrace The Kragle.

10 Good Reasons the Lego Movie’s Kragle Isn’t Only for Bad Guys

  1. It’s impossible (for normal people like me) to remember how to build anything. Yes, every set comes with instructions and I usually keep them, somewhere. But those instructions could be anywhere in my house – most likely in the last place I will look. And I don’t have the memory to build a Lego set again without instructions. Too many toddler kicks to the head.
  2. Lego sets are too specialized to rebuild without instructions. Legos are awesome because you can build such cool things with tremendous detail. But if a set is destroyed, the leftover pieces are so specialized that it’s hard to build anything that looks normal.
  3. The Kragle lengthens the life of a parent’s back. More Legos spread across the floor means more Legos spread across the floor for parent’s to bend over and pick up. If kids want their parents to keep carrying them or playing in the backyard, they should want their parents to pick up fewer Legos and spare them the wear and tear on their backs.
  4. The Kragle saves money. When Lego sets break apart, as they always do in the hands of children, my kids want new sets to replace the old. But Lego sets are expensive. So if we want to have money for food, it’s best if Lego sets are reinforced with glue.
  5. Complete sets are more fun. Kids may enjoy breaking Lego sets, but once they’re broken the fun is over. So kids should want the help of glue to keep their Legos together.
  6. Legos glued together are harder to lose. My kids can lose a shoe they are wearing, so it’s safe to say that if a piece falls off of a Lego set, it’s going to be lost and probably never found again. But if pieces are glued together, they will be harder to lose and easier to be found.
  7. If you want to be creative and build your own designs, you can buy a box of classic Lego blocks. Just because you glue sets together doesn’t mean you can’t create your own Lego designs. Buy a box of classic Legos. They’re much easier to work with than specialized pieces and less expensive than a set based on a popular movie.
  8. A completed Lego set is like a trophy. Lego sets might be fun to build, but they take time and work, sometimes more work than your kid put into getting their tee-ball trophy. So you should be proud of your work and treat it like a trophy your kid can play with.
  9. It’s not wrong to strive for perfection. It’s possible to strive for perfection like Lord Business wanted while still encouraging our kids to be creative. Like I mentioned, you can always buy more classic Legos if you want to start from scratch. Plus, Legos may inspire a kid to be an architect someday and create things never imagined before. But if that kid becomes an architect, I think we can all agree that it would be best if their buildings don’t fall apart easily.
  10. Legos are about bonding, so why shouldn’t they be bonding too? Legos provide a great way for kids to bond with their parents, grandparents, friends, etc. So why should we deny Legos the chance to be bonded together to their match forever too?

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Ep. 90 Best Parenting Fails of 2017 Part 3 of 3 featuring Jay Papasan, Jenna von Oy, Lev Grossman, Chris Pegula and Heather Haupt

by Chris Cate

We’ve reached the end of the countdown of the best parenting fails shared on the ParentNormal Podcast in 2017.  This episode features the five most memorable stories of the year.

Keep in mind, we’re not celebrating parenting fails. We’re just recognizing every parent fails sometimes.

Parenting is stressful enough without beating yourself up for past mistakes. The best thing we can do is just acknowledge our mistakes, apologize and try not to make the same mistakes again.

Parents Featured in this Episode:

#5 Chris Pegula, author and creator of Diaper Dude, who was interviewed in episode 81 of the podcast.

#4 Lev Grossman, the New York Times bestselling author of The Magicians, who was interviewed in episode 65 of the podcast.

#3 Jenna von Oy, who played Blossom’s fast-talking best friend Six on the show Blossom, who was interviewed in episode 72 of the podcast.

#2 Jay Papasan, author of multiple bestselling books including The ONE Thing: The Surprisingly Simple Truth Behind Extraordinary Results, who was interviewed in episode 77 of the podcast.

#1 Heather Haupt, author of Knights in Training: Ten Principles for Raising Honorable, Courageous, and Compassionate Boys, who was interviewed in episode 80 of the podcast.

About Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast

Since this episode was originally released, the show has evolved into Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast. It’s a show that’s for imperfect parents by imperfect parents. Hosted by humorist and imperfect parent of three Chris Cate, every episode breaks down a topic that causes parents to break down, such as putting kids to bed, potty training, the terrible twos, homework, clothing, discipline, cleaning up, cooking for kids, and so on….

By the end of each topic breakdown, parents will hopefully realize they aren’t alone in their struggles and that the craziness all parents go through is actually quite funny when it’s looked at in the right light. After all, the mission of the show is to help parents laugh when they want to cry.

Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast is available on Apple Podcasts, Google and Spotify.

Connect with The ParentNormal on Social Media

Connect with all things ParentNormal on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter.

Links to popular episodes of Breaking Down Parenting: A ParentNormal Podcast

  • Dad Stereotypes versus Reality with Simon Holland
  • Raising Teen Boys with Sarcastic Mommy Lisa Munn
  • Toddler Dangers: How to keep toddlers from injuring themselves and you (with Clint Edwards)
  • Clingy Kids with Rachel Sobel
  • Tooth Fairy Duty with Julie Burton
  • The Mess Kids Make with Lauren Lodder

Filed Under: Parenting Fails, The ParentNormal Comedy Podcast Tagged With: baby, podcast, toddler

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