Last week I was the guest curator for Huffington Post Parents’ list of ‘Funniest Parenting Tweets’ so I didn’t post any tweets on my blog here. But we’re back with another list this week. (If you want to read my list for HuffPostParents from last week, click here.)
As always, I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy:
3yo: Mommy why do you vacuum so much? *drops entire bowl of Goldfish on the floor. Steps on them. Me: 3yo: Me: 3yo: Whoops.
— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) November 13, 2014
“Daddy it’s more morning now than it was before when I woke you up.” -my 4yr old is so cute & also a jerk for waking me up so early – twice
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 8, 2014
It’s kind of scary that I’m responsible for three small people and yet I can’t find the Enter button on the remote control.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) November 9, 2014