I read so many hilarious parenting tweets on Twitter that I thought I should start sharing some of them here. Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same crazy adventures as you. I hope you’ll not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy!
Today, in Toddler Court: Judge: The plaintiff says you broke the corner off his cracker. Me: Yes. Judge: *bangs gavel* Life without parole.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) September 23, 2014
Thinking of opening a sleep school because those that can, do, and those that can’t, teach.
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) September 24, 2014
I ensure my family eats a well-balanced diet by changing up our pizza toppings.
— One Classy Motha (@MothaKim) September 22, 2014