- All of your friends are asleep.
- You like your medicine.
- I’m not going to tell you again.
- The quiet game is fun!
- Your show ended already.
- I will pull this car over.
- We’re out of snacks.
- The (insert animal) really likes you.
- Mommy and Daddy think vegetables are delicious.
- Some fish enjoy “swimming” upside down.
- We’ll leave without you.
- The playground is closed.
- You have to eat all of your food.
- Nobody will notice the stain on your shirt.
- You’re the best (singer, cook, athlete, artist, etc.) in the world.
- We’re almost there.
- I already checked your closet for monsters.
- Maybe tomorrow.
- You don’t want to be late.
- Good morning.
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