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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Oct. 25, 2014

Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same absurd adventures as you. I hope you not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy:

I taught my toddler how to put me into time out and I’m basically the smartest parent on the planet.

— Courtney Christine (@Discourt) October 19, 2014

HOLDEN: I’m sick because I want to watch TV. As long as we’re being honest… ME: I’m letting you watch because I need an F’ing break.

— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) October 20, 2014

At a parent–teacher conference for my oldest. At what point do I stop worrying if the teacher likes me and knows that I’m smart?

— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) October 22, 2014

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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Oct. 18, 2014

by Chris Cate

I don’t care if my child ever makes the honor roll. I’ll be happy if he just figures out how to use ChapStick. It’s not a food group, kid.

— That’s Parenting (@ThatsParenting) October 13, 2014

Of course our parents don’t understand what’s so hard about raising children. 95% of the methods they used to raise us are illegal now. — carly kimmel (@carlykimmel) October 15, 2014

There are two types of people in this world: people who get a good night’s sleep and parents.

— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) October 16, 2014

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An Interview with Jay (Great) Gatsby Biographer Nick Carraway on Parenting

by Chris Cate

Nick, we mostly know you from your time spent with Jay Gatsby in West Egg, but few people are aware of your life after West Egg as a family man with four young kids in the Midwest. How would you describe your life now as a parent?

There are only the pursued, the pursuing, the busy and the tired.

It sounds like you have your hands full. Do you ever feel like being a parent is too much to handle?

The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

By the sound of it, you must be dealing with a house full of sick kids.

It occurred to me that there was no difference between men, in intelligence or race, so profound as the difference between the sick and the well.

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ParentNormal News: Baby Uses Calculator to Call Grandmother, Grandmother Answers with TV Remote Control

by Chris Cate

SPROUTS, DELAWARE – According to at least one eyewitness report, a baby called the home of his great grandmother yesterday morning using only a calculator. The baby, eleven-month-old Sebastian Humphrey, reportedly mumbled with great conviction throughout the 25 minute call. Most remarkably, however, is that Sebastian’s great grandmother answered the call using a television remote control.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week, Oct. 4, 2014

by Chris Cate

I read so many hilarious parenting tweets on Twitter that I thought I should start sharing some of them here. Twitter is a great place to discover other parents going through the same crazy adventures as you. I hope you’ll not only laugh at these tweets each week, but also follow their authors on Twitter. Enjoy!

Parenting is stressful because when kids are loud, they’re annoying and when they’re quiet, they might be about to lose a limb or eyeball.

— Tara Brown (@Faux_Ma) October 1, 2014

I scream You scream We all scream Because I have kids and that’s the only way we can hear each other over them. — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 29, 2014

Do you like toys? Then McDonald’s is the only choice! – my 4yo trying to convince his brother where we should go for dinner

— Father with Twins (@FatherWithTwins) October 3, 2014

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